My Fair Lazy:One Reality Television addict's attempt To Discover If Not Being a Dumb ass Is T He New Black; Or, a Culture-Up Manifesto

Pretty In Plaid:a Life, a Witch, and a Wardrobe, Or, the Wonder Years Before the Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smart-ass Phase

Bright Lights, Big ass:a Self-Indulgent, Surly, Ex-Sorority Girl's Guide To Why It Often Sucks In the City, Or Who are these Idiots and Why Do they all Live Next Door To Me?

Bitter Is the New Black:Confessions Of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry a Prada Bag To the Unemployment Office

If You Were Here:a Novel

Such a Pretty Fat:One Narcissist's Quest To Discover If Her Life Makes Her ass Look Big, Or Why Pi E Is Not the answer

Jeneration X:One Reluctant adult's attempt To Unarrest Her arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late For Her Dumb ass To Learn Why Froot Loops are Not For Dinner